The Overthinking Person’s Drinking Game →
Escuchen la obra maestra que toque con el... →
Hanna: I came here to say that I don´t think we should see eachother anymore. I don´t think we should see eachother anymore and it makes me feel stupid and pathetic to get a picture of your dick that I know was meant for someone else, and you don´t even bother to explain because I made you think that you don´t have to explain, so...
Adam: What are you asking?
Hanna: I´m not asking anything. I´m really not asking for anything, I´ve never asked you for anything, I don´t even want anything, ok? I respect your right to see and do whoever you want, and I don´t even want a boyfriend, so...
Adam: What do you want?
Hanna: I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I´m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to like, go to brunch, and I really don´t wanna go to brunch, and I don´t want you to like, sit on the couch while I shop, or like, even meet my friends. I don´t even want that, ok? But I also don´t want to share a sex partner with a girl who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. And also, I don´t want a picture of your dick, because I live very near you, so if you wanted me to look at your dick I could just come over and look at your dick. And I don´t really see you hearing me, and I don´t really see you changing, so...I just summed it up for you. And I´m sorry that I didn´t figure it out sooner and you must think I´m even stupider than you thought I was already. But, consider it a testament to your charms, because you might not know this, but you are very very charming, and I really care about you. And I don´t want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me.
So I´m gonna leave.
La mejor infografía de Saturday Night Live →
Todos los miembros del elenco a lo largo de 37 temporadas, + info acerca de los sketchs, anfitriones y demases. ÉPICO.
You’re able to “cut to”. You meet somebody and you can sum up every place this...– (via palomasalas)
a sort of a moment when there is no wind and no sunshine, where you can’t feel...– (via palomasalas)
A Roundtable Discussion With Six Female... →
Emily Spivey (Up All Night), Emily Kapnek (Suburgatory), Whitney Cummings (2 Broke Girls, Whitney), Liz Meriwether (New Girl), Nahnatchka Khan (Don’t Trust The B**** in Apt. 23) and DeAnn Heline (The Middle) discuss why comedy seems to be clicking again, how women on TV are different these days, and the so-called peak-vagina controversy of 2012. (vía amyohconnor)